Sketches For Nora and Alfred: March 2013

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

What color socks do bears wear?

They don't wear socks, they have bear feet.

How do you get an elephant down from a tree?

put it on a leaf and wait until autumn

What's small and cuddly and bright purple?

A koala holding its breath.

Why do elephants have wrinkles?

Have you ever tried to iron one?

Why do flamingoes lift one leg?

Because if they lifted both legs they would fall

What did the horse say when it fell down?

"I've fallen and I can't giddy-up!"

Why do gorilla's have big nostrils?

Because they have fat fingers

What do you call a crate full of ducks?

A box of quackers

What happened when the lion ate the clown?

He felt funny

What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom!

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose