Sketches For Nora and Alfred

Monday, April 22, 2013

What is the angriest vegetable?

a grump-pea

How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?

with a pumpkin patch

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

a neck-tarine

How do you make a strawberry shake?

Put it in the freezer

What dog loves bubble baths?

A shampoodle

Why didn't the boy believe the tiger?

Because he thought he was a lion.

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Hide and squeak

What's black and white and red all over?

a penguin with a sunburn

What goes tick-tock bow-wow tick-tock bow-wow?

A watchdog

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer